thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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