he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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