I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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