I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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