I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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