Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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