AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Green mimosas i think yes
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
