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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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