Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
