You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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