Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize