no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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