At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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