Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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