when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
This baby is an asshole
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
