I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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