ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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