only if we run a train.
done.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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