Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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