Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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