What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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