Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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