i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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