Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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