yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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