whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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