before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I'm like, not good at living.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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