The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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