Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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