i don't plan on having that self control this summer
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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