I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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