You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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