I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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