The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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