God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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