David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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