physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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