The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
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I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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