Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize