Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm sobbing to NWA
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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