He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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