Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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