I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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