my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
