i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
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