my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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