We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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