their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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