I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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