No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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