You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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