On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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