Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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