I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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