Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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