have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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