dude i'm inner monologue high
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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